Topic: Dover

[Tony Light]

Jeff Gordon is distraught because he fears his Wife is having an affair, so he goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day he comes home to find his wife in bed with a big handsome hunk. He grabs the gun and holds it to his own head.
His wife jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with him not to shoot himself. Hysterically the WonderBoy responds to his wife, "shut up...you're next!"

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[wvchat]

Walking into the garage lounge area, Tony Stewart said to Darian Grubb, "Pour me a stiff one Darian, I just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah," said Darian. "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over,"Tony replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really? Now that`s a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!"


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[Tony Light]

Does Tony or JR have girlfriends?

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[wvchat]

yes    Tony does,  some blond Chicky.  Jr rarely shows up at the track with a girlfriend but he has a couple times. 

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