Topic: Where's Dick Cheney?

[Cookie Parker]

You know, the Vice President?  HAven't seen him since Ken Lay's "death".

Now, I love a good conspiracy theory and with a secretive government, they do abound.

So, here's my idea of where Dick Cheney is...he's in the casket that was Ken Lay's and Ken Lay is spending his billions on an island somewhere with a plastic surgeon redo of his face...and soon they'll announce Cheney as ill and then dead and they'll use some homeless guy to replace his body and Bush will appoint his brother as VP.

Ah, d*mn...that's just about the best conspiracy theory I've developed in a long time...anyone else know where Dick Cheney is conspiracy theory style?

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Has Cheney even been seen since the "hunting accident" last year? Maybe he was the actual shooting victim and not whathisface.

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[Cookie Parker]

YOu know, I don't think he was seen after that at all....hmmmmmm

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Maybe he was just a hologram to begin with.

That's possible. Or an android. I think he actually died right after the 2000 election and was replaced by a biomechanical organism. He sure didn't look human during the debates.  ;)

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[Cookie Parker]

LOL!!!!  Sure wish Bush was a hologram and the machine would break...LOL!...course, I'd say that...I'm democrat!!!

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LOL!!!!  Sure wish Bush was a hologram and the machine would break...LOL!...course, I'd say that...I'm democrat!!!

I'm not a Democrat but I wish it would break, too. 

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[Cookie Parker]

NOw THAT was funny, I don't care who you are!!!

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[~*A*W*~]

YOu know, I don't think he was seen after that at all....hmmmmmm

Just check in TL's bed. TL loves the gay lifestyle. He supports it so there's a start on finding d*ck.

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