Topic: Mens worst pickup lines Funny

[notatroll]

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

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[outdoorlover]

Too funny. I really like the one about Fred Flintstone. :laugh4:

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[MsMojo]

The worst one that I've ever heard...I think...I may think of more was...

Nameless guy (looking at an area below my eyes and above my stomach): Hey! you remind me of my third wife.

Me: Well, hopefully that's not a bad thing because I'm not in the mood.

Nameless guy (still hasn't established eye-contact):No, not at all, I've only been married twice.  :smash:



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[outdoorlover]

Well did you fall for it ? Oh and just so everyone knows even though I been married twice it wasnt me.

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[MsMojo]

Well did you fall for it ? Oh and just so everyone knows even though I been married twice it wasnt me.

LMAO NO..I did not! 


I think the best one, that I did fall for, kind of...I never ended up dating the guy, but we became the best of friends. He was drunk dialing one night and called me by mistake.  We hung up and 'bout 1/2 hour later he called back and asked if I wanted to talk...that everyone else was hanging up on him. LOL  We talked off and on for a couple weeks then met for lunch. I finally lost contact w/him about 6 years ago.

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[Holocaust Of The Angels]

"Hey, baby, do you know what would look really good on you? Me."

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[lumbilly]

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

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[MsMojo]

 What do you like for breakfast?

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[TheVinylVillager]

(man looks at tag in back of womans shirt) and says "Just as I thought, made in heaven"

or...

"your legs must be tired, because you've been runnin through my mind all day"



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[notatroll]

Man - There is something all over the back of your pants.  Female -  What?  Man -  My eyes. 

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[wvchat]

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

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Man eyeing female in really tight clothing: "Woah. How do you get into those pants?"
Female: "You can start by buying me a drink."

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[wvchat]

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?



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[outdoorlover]

Nice legs ... what time do they open?

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[lumbilly]

 :devilish:  Lover, as cute as you are, I bet some of these corny pick-up lines would work for you.  ;)

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