Topic: Finish the Story......

[mostPeachy]

Come on, guys, this can be so fun!

Just pick up the story where the last poster left off.  I'll start:

It was a warm and steamy day down there in the Deep South.  Sippy and AW were sitting on the veranda, debating the proper use of the "N" Word.  Peachy was working her way through the last jar of a mysterious clear liquid.  All of a sudden, they all three belles what they were doing.  Coming up the drive, surrounded by a cloud of dust, was.......

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[wvchat]

super villian,  hansom and daring he arrived  just in time to join the two charming southern  ladies for tea.  The trees were lined with cherry blossoms and the smell of spring was in the air as the threesom sat down under the pale blue skys of mississippi to discuss the news of the day when suddenly who appeared?  It was nightstalker !!!   What are you doing here during the day night stalker?  Super villian asked with his hands on his hips and his lip pouted out as the tears welled up in his eyes.  Why I'm here to test that liquid that your drinking sir,  Night Stalker replied.   It was reported by notatroll that lives just south of here under the Trollville bridge that you are drinking a strange looking yellow substance, and I sir am here to...........

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[jimeezlady]

...teach you the finer points of making proper 'shine!  That yellow stuff YOU have is obviously second rate and not fit for these ladies perfect lips!   With that he pulled out a mason jar of liquid that was so crystal clear and pure that the ladies *swooned*     When they awoke, fanning themselves they said "Why NightStalker Sir!  That is thee finest 'shine we have ever had!!  It is simply ambrosia, and put a blush to our cheeks!  Then NightStalker turned to villian and said...

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[wvchat]

Super villian sir,  just what is that yellow substance that you were drinking?  Why it is pee-pee,  replied super villian.  Pee-pee, shrieked  night stalker.  Why on earth are you drinking pee-pee sir?  As villian began to reply,  night stalker suddenly remember an artical that Notatroll had posted on the 4 seasons chat forum several months back.   O.M.G. sir super villian,  night stalker shreiked.  I must advise you to never, never experiment with any of the trolls health tips.  As the ladies sat back with a glaze in their eyes,  night stalker pulled super villian off to the side and started telling him about the trolls that live under the bridge just to the south of trollville.   Super Villians eyes grew big and he snarled his face as he listen carefully to night stalker,  suddenly and without warning super villlian...................

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[Villian]

Villian began strutting around the wire cage holding the latest Suzi that he had rounded up last night at the sloping troughs located as traps for the man hating and grizzled female reject. Villian with the ‘yellow juice’ running down the side of jaw exclaimed proudly that he had caught Suzi and extracted her juice for later use. Suzi was visibly upset that Villian was now drinking her juice, the juice that she was saving for ………….

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[wvchat]

retirement.    Suzi paced back and forth mumbling "what to do, what to do".  Staring out of the wired cage  watching super V. as he strutted around like a rooster in the hen house.  According to.....

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[Villian]

the reports filtering through the wire cage Suzi was in a desperate way as it seemed that a Vampire was loose in the neighborhood and reportedly attacked a liberal and consumed diseased and tainted blood. Suzi was reliant on Villian for protection and she humbled herself and begged him to protect her. Villian thought for a while before he decided to …………

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[Sippy]

put the pee-pee down and roll up a phatty.  Sippy, Suzi, Notatroll, AW, Peachy, Cookie & Moondance all expected to partake, after all, cute girls never have to BUY pot!  Well that SuperVillian wasn't sharing with anyone!  So the girls decided that they'd just take SuperVillian's chronic and throw him in a gulley, which they promptly did.  After they'd made a few rounds, the girls were all giggling about how SuperVillian had so easily rolled off into that gulley, when all of a sudden.....

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[mostPeachy]

.....NightStalker returned!
In his best lisp, he told the girls that in some circles, he was considered "one of the girls" and could he please join?

Figuring that it was a ruse to get his paws on some of that weed, Sippy decided to put him to the test.

"ok Stalker, if you really are one of the girls, you won't have a problem....."



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[Sippy]

going down into that gulley where we threw SuperVillian and laying on him a big, wet, sloppy kiss!  Night Stalker took a big gulp, realizing that he was in trouble.  Reluctantly, he headed down the steep slope, into the gulley, but when he got to SuperVillian, to his astonishment.....

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[Villian]

Super Villian jumped to his feet flexed his muscle and took off after the fleeing Night Stalker who was screaming at the top of his voice please, no-no,no-no help me please, Super Villian intends me harm help, please anyone help, by this time Super Villian was closing in for the ...........

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[Sippy]

HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!   "Flexed his muscle"?

.....kiss, he tripped over a possum and landed smack dab in the middle of a fire ant bed!  Poor old SuperVillian jumped up screaming, slapping himself silly trying to rid himself of the evil ants!  Since he is such a fan of pee-pee, Night Stalker figured he'd help him get rid of those ants, so he unzipped his drawers and.....


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[moondance27]

and let it rip, dousing Super Villain with pee pee in a feeble attempt to drown the fire ants.  Super Villain was running toward the creek just a screamin at the top of his lungs.  The ladies on the porch having partaken of some of Super Villain stupendous weed, watched the spectacle and in a very unlady like manner, proceeded to roll on the front porch floor in laughter.  Nightstalker stood there stunned while poor Super Villain jumped straight into that creek shouting........

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[Sippy]

"Stop wasting all that nutritious pee on these dang fireants!  I've got a bad case of gout that it'll fix right up."  With that, SV jumped into the creek and let out a *Sigh* of relief.  Though his trouble had just begun because he was now itching like a freak!  Moondance got so tickled, she fell right off the end of the porch and.....

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[moondance27]

"Stop wasting all that nutritious pee on these dang fireants!  I've got a bad case of gout that it'll fix right up."  With that, SV jumped into the creek and let out a *Sigh* of relief.  Though his trouble had just begun because he was now itching like a freak!  Moondance got so tickled, she fell right off the end of the porch and.....

landed on Big Daddy's lap, seems he was sitting down by the end of the porch listening to the ladies gossip and getting a contact high.  Well ol Big Daddy was just tickled pink and said to Moondance.....

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